And Speaking of Segues

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segueThis week, a random assortment of things, poorly joined together. We discuss flannel, then Latoya gets in touch to talk about Shipley’s in Houston, and Krispy Kreme in London. Then we meander between Apple Jacks, Coke (both new and classic,) a game called Horse, Patrick Stewart and Robert DeNiro mispronouncing things, and how to say the word “Caribbean.” Later, James (not me) takes the quiz and tries to figure out what “layaway” might be, while Johnson goes “on the game.” Yup.

Food, Inglorious Food

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stargazy-pieThis week, listener Evelyn writes in to chide us about chia, then we talk about American food: the difference between New York, Chicago and California pizza; the politics of donuts; and what’s with chicken & waffles. Later, Martin takes the quiz, and is confused by various French terms that seem to mean completely different things in America. Johnson, meanwhile, tries to guess what “star-gazey pie” is. (Clue: it’s that monstrosity pictured above.)

Namedropping

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EdgeThis week, we mention Yom Kippur, which is nothing to do with smoked herrings. Then we discuss the spelling of the word “kebab,” and then shamelessly mention the famous people we’ve met in various ways. Later, Josie calls in to take the quiz, and tries to guess what a “chia pet” is, while Johnson goes “potholing.”

Oh: the Guy Pearce movie we talk about is here.

Native, Um, You Know. People.

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822555Bit of a delicate one, this. After discussing how the correct spelling of a crossword answer became a whole thing, we go through a list of native American words in common use, and wonder which ones we should feel guilty about. Later, Sam takes the quiz, trying to guess what a “purple state” could be. Scott, from the place where the onion stinks, then tries to figure out what to do with “Welsh rarebit.” (Note: no rarebits were harmed during the making of this podcast.)

Had to add this: a Fry’s Turkish Delight ad from my youth. So generically middle-eastern. Sand! Scimitar! Snake! It’s got it all.

 

Don’t Come A-Knockin’

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70s-vanWe begin this week’s show by acknowledging the absurdity of Minnie Driver’s name. This gets us onto some stories about my gran, who really liked Ian McShane. Then we go through a list of (sadly) obsolete words, some of which have dirty-sounding names, and almost none of which mean what you think they do. Then, my mum takes a particularly difficult quiz, where she tries to guess the meaning of “The Iditarod.” I know, cruel. Johnson, on the other hand, has a bit of “previous”…

Homesickness and Other Ailments

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KCaCMThis week is our big 40th episode, and we discuss our field trip to see the new film “The World’s End.” This gets us onto the subject of homesickness, and thence, integration into a foreign society. We then chat about the curious American habit of using last names as first names, which eventually leads to handicapped parking, and James’ imminent descent into the fiery underworld. Later, Sully returns to take the quiz from (apparently) the sea bed, and tries to guess some California-themed Americanisms. Johnson, meanwhile, tries and fails to keep his guess of a “full English” above the waist.

Oh: the link to the Key & Peele bit we mention is here. It’s worth it.

Sheriffs, Deputies and Marshals

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To get some jury duty closure, we talk about the complications of famous people doing jury duty. Then we talk about court reporters and their tiny keyboards, the TV show CHiPs, and Orange County sheriff Mike Corona. Later, I call my family in the middle of a party, and Helen (eventually) takes the quiz. New listeners: it’s not usually this anarchic. Honest.

Jury Doody (Tee Hee)

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12angrymen-1This week, we discuss the exciting news that the football (soccer) season is starting up again, and a listener gets in touch about the Plimsoll Line. Then we chat about our experiences performing the great mandatory privilege that is jury duty, and later, Jon calls in to take the quiz, and tries to figure out what the “blue flu” could be, while Johnson takes a guess at the meaning of “bog roll.” Some links to things mentioned in the show: the giant fatberg made of grease and wet wipes, and Jason Sudeikis as an American football coach managing Tottenham Hotspur.

You People Talk Funny

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brityankwordsBack to basics this week: we put our jeweller’s eyepiece to a list of words that either mean very different things in each country, or in some cases simply don’t exist. Later, Charlotte calls from absurdly close by to take the quiz, and tries to figure out what “BYOB” might stand for; Johnson, meanwhile, tries to imagine what a “biro” could be. And as we know, he has quite an imagination.

Going Up (Sort Of)

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ShanghaiMissingFloorsIn this episde, we ask: what’s up with floor numbers? How come Brits and Americans can’t agree on which one is “first”? And why are sometimes floors missing? This somehow gets us onto 99¢ stores, and then we chat about something very American: cheesy wolf imagery. Then we talk about fans and air conditioners again, because apparently, the heat is making us nuts. Later, Lil & Ryan take the quiz, and try to think what “Rx” might mean, while Johnson ponders what the heck “plimsolls” are.